| | 11. | Your ego feels like it has a bit more room to move around. | | 10. | The Gap in Cupertino has a sale to get rid of the overstock on turtlenecks. | | 9. | The Apple guy is wearing a black arm band in the commercials. | | 8. | Bill Gates commits suicide (he always rips off original ideas from Apple) | | 7. | Apple’s stock price doesn’t have any digits to the left of the decimal point. | | 6. | His iPhone is forwarded to John Lasseter. | | 5. | A sudden run on floral bouquets in the shape of an apple. | | 4. | At the end of Strawberry Fields you can hear John Lennon say “I buried Jobs”. | | 3. | MacWorld keynote given by Noah Wylie.. | | 2. | All next-generation Apple products are square and beige. | | 1. | All iPods only play “Nothing Compares 2 U” by Sinead O’Connor. |
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